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Comment on American Pie Chart by Casalaina

Casalaina — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:41:27 +0000

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Comment on I Love Jesus and George W. Bush by K. Davolos

K. Davolos — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:30:07 +0000

When it comes to election years……..you have 2 candidates to choose from. I am compelled to vote for the candidate who most closely regards the values of Christ. 8 years ago, and still today, that would have to be George W. He is my brother in the Lord, and I have to say that I have been blessed to have such a man in the highest office of the land that I live in. I still love him too………although it is not “the popular” position to profess.
Our world is RAPIDLY changing……….there is much to come that will progressively become “unpopular” with the ever digressing morals and values of this world. We, as a people, are becoming increasingly desensitized to how rapidly the “standard” is dropping. The birth pangs are closer and closer together. So much so, that the “signs” no longer stand out of the return of Christ.
As Chrystal Lewis sings………People get ready, Jesus is coming, soon we’ll be going hone!!
People today are talking about “the World economy”……but I am not afraid……..this is not “my Fathers” economy”……..and if he clothes the lilies of the fields…….and feeds each day the creatures of the air……..How much more will he continue to bless and care for his own?!!!
Thank you George W. I am thankful for your 8 years of service to the American people. I know it was not easy for you…….God Bless you for your convictions!!!
Grace and Peace!!!
K. Davolos, Delran, NJ

Comment on A Decent Family Man Citizen by schnitz

schnitz — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:31:28 +0000

Im more worried about the woman in the audience who cant trust anyone who is an arab… and of course, the opposite of “arab” is “decent family man citizen”…

Comment on Cover Girl by Mark Lewisky

Mark Lewisky — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:25:18 +0000

I don’t care what you say, I hope she wins. I’m putting an application in to be an intern in the Vice President’s office.

Comment on Mansions Out of Molehills by Amanda

Amanda — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:08:10 +0000

True that!

Comment on We Started the Fire by Billy Joel

Billy Joel — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:07:55 +0000

Dear Sir – You’re right. Your list IS crappier than my song. Sincerely, Billy Joel

Comment on My Opponent Has a Good Point by Kierran

Kierran — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:33:48 +0000

Dis you know that Cheney also pronounces his title differently than the press does. Instead of ‘Vice President,’ he pronounces it ‘Most Powerful, Untouchable and Best Looking Man in the World.’

Comment on My Opponent Has a Good Point by Steve

Steve — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:53:11 +0000

Wispy-haired! I love that.

Check out http://www.cleanmpg.com — I heard about them on NPR, and they’re really into HYPER-MILING. Things like exceeding your tire inflation specs, throwing your car into neutral (or turning it off!) while coasting downhill and all other sorts of badassness.

Comment on Obama: You May Have Already Won! by David Plouffe

David Plouffe — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:05:32 +0000

Dear MR. MONKEY,

As an important member of the political blogging community, with your estimated readership in the range of 1-1,000,000,000, you may already have won a trip to the moon with Sen. Obama! This will give you plenty of time to really get to know the candidate so you can improve on your already great blog: THE EVOLVED MONKEY. Please reply to this message with your bank account number, credit card number, social security number, real name and address and copy of your birth certificate so we can verify your identity and you will hear from us with the details of the trip.

Democratically yours,

David Plouffe

Comment on American Pie Chart by Kierran

Kierran — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:21:15 +0000

Is dressing like an Iraqi Politician lame too? http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/forum/59587-main.jpg